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    If Only...Tank Tops Could Talk - Embrace Sarcastic Nostalgia

    Embrace the irony of life with our Rod Dumble Premium Tank Top. Each line of this design packs a punch of sarcasm, making it a perfect conversation starter. Whether for yourself or a friend, gift the charm of memories wrapped in wit. Make it memorable. Gift it now.

    $25.99

    🎁 Gift it to yourself or someone else! 🎁

    Delivery Info

    Domestic: 5-7 working days; International: 14-21 working days.


    Product Description

    Intriguingly ironic, our Rod Dumble Premium Tank Top blends humor with nostalgia, each line from "If Only" to "Burned Calories" delivering a playful twist on daily life. Perfect for both personal indulgence and heartfelt gifting, it embodies our brand's ethos: "Make it memorable. Gift it to yourself or someone else."

    Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tank offers enduring quality and a relaxed, unisex fit, ensuring comfort for everyday wear. Versatile and durable, it's a delightful addition to any wardrobe, whether for personal enjoyment or as a thoughtful gift.

    This must-have unisex jersey tank top has a modern fit, featuring a rounded neck, and is designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton that acts as a blank canvas for printing.

    Material

    • Fiber content may vary by color
    • Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    • Triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon

    Size guide:

    XS S M L XL 2XL
    A) Length (cm) 66 68.6 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7
    B) Half Chest (cm) 41.3 46.4 51.4 56.5 61.6 66.7


    XS S M L XL 2XL
    A) Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31
    B) Half Chest (inches) 16.3 18.3 20.2 22.2 24.3 26.3


    Care instructions:

    Wash Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors
    Tumble Dry Low
    Bleach Only non-chlorine
    Dry Clean Do not dry clean
    Iron Do not iron


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